Given
the reaction of the Birkenstock Boomer school officials freak dancing
is pretty sexy stuff.
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Freaks,
Geeks and Grups
The
Eternal Conflict (Episode 3,000,013)
It
is difficult to write about "freak dancing" when one has
never done it or seen it. Brief clips shown on television are sufficiently
and appropriately dark to be of little help. Not to mention that
when any phenomenon becomes the Cover Story of USA Today,
its already too passé to merit much beyond perverse
academic interest.(1)
Given
the reaction of the fogies, aginners, and grups (at this point
mostly Birkenstock Boomer school officials who, in other venues,
claim they were at Woodstock but werent), freak dancing is
pretty sexy stuff, the most recent threat to the moral stability
of mankind. Despite the obvious contradiction, these are likely
the same school officials who are just one rule away from forcing
students to go to school naked so they cant carry concealed
weapons.
Well,
here are several news flashes:
- The
study of biology, sociology, psychology and cultural history actually
has purpose, but are subjects largely unabsorbed by some who become
"educators."
- Not
a single teenager who participates in freak dancing will grow
up with aspirations of becoming a high school principal.
- About
the only positive result from the school crackdown is that an
aging Kevin Bacon will likely be offered a lucrative movie opportunity
for role reversal.
- The
school graduating class that chose the school janitor as their
commencement speaker has mastered Machiavelli. They are the ones
of whom adults should be frightened. Real frightened.
LEAVE
THE KIDS ALONE!
A
few of them may well become lap dancers or join the Chippendales,
depending on their orientation, but many more will become ministers
and doctors and parents and policemen and judges, guided by their
own experience of the teenage condition. Maybe, left alone, their
generation will get it right. None has so far, but then none has
ever been left alone.
This
latest round of adult angst over teenage behavior will quickly subside,
because now its summer, the extended period when teenagers
hide from adults to contrive the next outrage. After freak dancing,
who knows? It may be flowers and love beads.
Nah!
This bunch is a lot more creative than you were. They have also
mastered Pavlov, and it works every time.
(1) Except,
perhaps, J-Lo, Brittany Spears, Pamela Anderson (Lee?), Angelina Jolie,
Julia Roberts, Jennifer Anniston and Brad Pitt, Nicole Kidman and
Tom Cruise, any Kennedy, dead or alive, Tony Blair (who is passé,
but no one told the Brits), Eric Clapton and James Brown.
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