Admittedly,
PETA does not call for the elimination of the turkey from Thanksgiving
celebrations, but merely from the dinner table.
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Pass
on the Tofurky, Please
PETA Calls for Pardoning of All Turkeys This Thanksgiving
By
Erin Murphy
As
with many aspects of American society, Thanksgiving dinner just
wouldnt be complete without a healthy helping of guilt. For
most, the purported hypocrisy of celebrating our friendship with
a people whose land and lives we allegedly stole will suffice. But
in the spirit of Thanksgiving excess and abundance, PETA has cooked
up another accusation to stir our consciousness: capital punishment
of turkeys.
Inspired
by the annual Thanksgiving tradition in which the President pardons
two turkeys in the Rose Garden, PETA has called upon all Americans
to pardon turkeys from their Thanksgiving meals this year. Among
its campaign tools are billboards with the Presidents face
and a turkey, displaying the question, "If he can pardon one,
wont you?" and a "Pardon Me!" print ad in which
turkeys plead for a stay of execution. The print ad details the
"cruel and unusual" treatment turkeys experience on the
farm prior to execution, along with the appeal, "We wont
have to walk the green mile if you make it a green menu."
The
campaign is no less than what we have come to expect from the same
group that demands PETCO stop selling pets, accuses Girl Scouts
of torturing and murdering beavers, and is pushing for legislation
to ban animal acts from circuses. Loyal supporters must check PETAs
boycott list daily to prevent the shame and humiliation of inadvertently
supporting such alleged animal-haters as Procter & Gamble, Vogue
and the March of Dimes.
If
PETAs pardon proposal appears a bit devoid of Thanksgiving
custom, consider its campaign to replace Pamplonas "running
of the bulls" with a "humans-only race" (what the
rest of us might just call "running"). Unlike turkeys
and bulls, apparently tradition and culture are not endangered enough
to warrant PETAs preservation efforts.
Admittedly,
PETA does not call for the elimination of the turkey from Thanksgiving
celebrations, but merely from the dinner table. PETA offers a host
of recipes for undoubtedly delectable dishes to replace the traditional
Thanksgiving fare, including Tofurky, UnTurkey and Tofu Turkey,
a helping of tofu prepared as a silhouette of a turkey. Its Web
site features the Thanksgiving E-cards "Dont Eat the
Mascot" and "Happy Tofurky Day," along with a selection
of childrens books teaching about compassion toward the turkey.
Despite
PETAs valiant attempts to market its pardoning campaign as
"compassionate conservatism," the contemplated elimination
of this two-hundred-year-old tradition wont sit well at most
Thanksgiving tables. For starters, many of us fear where such campaigns
will lead. The cruel conditions under which chickens are forced
to lay Easter eggs and the systematic execution of Christmas trees
must surely be re-examined next. Others among us will freely admit
that our compassion goes only so far, and the excesses of PETA fall
outside that threshold. Or perhaps it is finally proof that even
Americans have a limit to how much guilt we can sustain.
Unfortunately,
I, like the majority of non-turkey-farming Americans, do not have
it in my power to grant such a stay of execution this year. But
as long as turkeys must suffer their inevitable fate, I will do
my part to ensure it did not die in vain by making it the guest
of honor at my Thanksgiving celebration. And though my complicity
in the crime of its death will inevitably weigh heavy on my heart,
at least I can be thankful that at my table, we still politely pass
on the Tofurky.
Erin
Murphy is a student at Georgetown University Law Center and an intern
at the Center for Individual Freedom.
[Posted
November 20, 2003]
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