Warning!� The following poem contains language deemed sufficiently offensive by a judge to warrant the civil trial of a young Southwest Airlines flight attendant.

Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Mo
(We Told You So)

Eenie, meenie, miney, mo
Your free speech has got to go
Your only choice, racist pig
Is gangsta� rap, can�t you dig?

It�s all right, and it�s okay
Artists have the need to say
�Slappin� bitches,� real proud work
That don�t bother Martha Burk

The thoughts you have, they ain�t cool
They don�t fit liberal rules
Humor is out.� Sex, God too
Way too scary.� You�ll get sued

Who will speak for you or me?
A land of nice may not be free
We won�t know until it�s gone
Hire a lawyer, we be done (for now)

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