U.S. Senator Ted Kennedy and Supreme Court nominee John Roberts are both lawyers.  If you were accused of a crime, which one would you choose to represent you? Silly Questions for the Week: September 16
  1. U.S. Senator Ted Kennedy and Supreme Court nominee John Roberts are both lawyers.� If you were accused of a crime, which one would you choose to represent you?

  1. How many people in America would vote for Ray Nagin, Kathleen Blanco and Mary Landrieu as their Mayor, Governor and U.S. Senator?

  1. Was Senate Judiciary Committee member Tom Coburn, discovered to be doing a crossword puzzle during John Roberts� confirmation hearing, the only senator on the Committee practicing effective time management?

  1. Will investigations into the government�s response to Hurricane Katrina prove that Rudy Giuliani is the only person in the country qualified to hold any government job?

  1. Assuming that you don�t have to pick up the check, would you eat dinner at the Palm with Senators Joe Biden and Charles Schumer?� Would your answer change if Pamela Anderson were to join you?

  1. If you were stranded on a roof in New Orleans, would you prefer to be rescued by Geraldo Rivera or Sean Penn?

  1. If the Pledge of Allegiance is banned from schools, will it be unconstitutional for the schools to take tax money with the inscription �In God We Trust�?

  1. Name three ways your life has improved this week by learning the phrase stare decisis.� (If you did not learn the phrase, your life is pretty much okay as is.)

  1. Did any television news anchor who cried on-air at the plight of Hurricane Katrina victims invite any of those victims to spend the night in the anchor�s fully stocked and air conditioned RV?

  1. Where have all the grown-ups gone?

September 15, 2005
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